The Milo Accident part 4
About time I continued the story. Okay then, after awhile, we knew the game of chasing cat and mouse was up. The secrecy was up and it is time to finally show our hands. This came after we got to know the people Si Hui contacted to when she has a problem. Before I continue, I have to express my upmost regret and guilt for doing such pathetic and desperate moves and also in behalf of my friend here, Akshat Hans. So, anyway, one of the people she frequently contacted is the shadow-minded and sly Fahmi, who was once one of the greatest friend I could ever have in my early secondary school days. That came as a huge surprise and that was when the alarm bells start ringing. I can never understand what is happening in Fahmi's mind but I can tell you one thing- he is a main player and a great puppet master in this little game. Until now, he remains my greatest competitor although he chose to go to polytechnic while I went to junior college.
In the First year, Fahmi sat in the group behind me and Si hui's. His group consisted of Yi Ling, Afiqah and Marzuqi, all would eventually fall into my story. Hence as part of our social circle theory (Milo Accident part 3), Akshat gave me the task to infiltrate and absorb as much information from fahmi and his group. Once this was in place, Akshat finally begun the first step to show his interest in Si hui, asking her number. Initially I insisted in not being part of this, that is, i should not be there but he wasn't confident at all so I stayed about 10 metres away behind a wall while he stood outside my class and asked for her number during one of the mother tongue changing class periods. He did not get it cause she wouldn't give but the point here was NOT to get her number but to let her know in Akshat's interest. He got the number from me eventually and the text war started. Her texts was analysed with scrutiny. hence started the Theory of Text Emotions.
Theory of Text Emotions
1) The number of face emoticons indicates in the level of attention she is giving. For example, one smiley face indicates a mutual response and would not mean much. Use of more than 3 emoticons meant the girl REALLY have her full attention to your text. A "-.-" face meant that she is amused and is a big yes-yes. repititive one smiley face meant she got bored and time to change the style of texting.
2) the use of hahas. A haha is a reflex and not a sign that she is laughing. hahahaha or more ha's meant she really is laughing. A sad text message with a haha in it shows that she is currently in an unstable mood.
3) One word replies. Don't bother, she is irritated. you should stop. same goes for two word replies or three.
4) The rule of THUMB here is that you should never be the one ending the long text conversations, it shows you are WEAK.
5) Akshat's Rule: never send a text longer than the girl's if you really like her. This is one rule of this theory that I never really liked but grew to embrace it. If she says two words like "see you". Reply with a "ok:)"
6) Openers were our weakness but trust me, we were extremely creative.
7) Use more "you" than "I". always works. (winks)
Shamelessly, although 90% of the time it was Akshat texting Si hui with his phone, Akshat sometimes ask me for ideas. I kept all these years a list of ideas for texting in my memory box. Here are some of them:
" Hey, I saw you at Tampines Mall yesterday was that you?" "No? Okay.. I keep seeing you everywhere"
"Hello" <- standard, she has to answer.
"i know you're the thief heh heh heh... you stole my heart" <- when there was a serious thievery case.
"I have something to tell you and it is important but i cant tell you!" <- The Killer
Ok, gtg.
In the First year, Fahmi sat in the group behind me and Si hui's. His group consisted of Yi Ling, Afiqah and Marzuqi, all would eventually fall into my story. Hence as part of our social circle theory (Milo Accident part 3), Akshat gave me the task to infiltrate and absorb as much information from fahmi and his group. Once this was in place, Akshat finally begun the first step to show his interest in Si hui, asking her number. Initially I insisted in not being part of this, that is, i should not be there but he wasn't confident at all so I stayed about 10 metres away behind a wall while he stood outside my class and asked for her number during one of the mother tongue changing class periods. He did not get it cause she wouldn't give but the point here was NOT to get her number but to let her know in Akshat's interest. He got the number from me eventually and the text war started. Her texts was analysed with scrutiny. hence started the Theory of Text Emotions.
Theory of Text Emotions
1) The number of face emoticons indicates in the level of attention she is giving. For example, one smiley face indicates a mutual response and would not mean much. Use of more than 3 emoticons meant the girl REALLY have her full attention to your text. A "-.-" face meant that she is amused and is a big yes-yes. repititive one smiley face meant she got bored and time to change the style of texting.
2) the use of hahas. A haha is a reflex and not a sign that she is laughing. hahahaha or more ha's meant she really is laughing. A sad text message with a haha in it shows that she is currently in an unstable mood.
3) One word replies. Don't bother, she is irritated. you should stop. same goes for two word replies or three.
4) The rule of THUMB here is that you should never be the one ending the long text conversations, it shows you are WEAK.
5) Akshat's Rule: never send a text longer than the girl's if you really like her. This is one rule of this theory that I never really liked but grew to embrace it. If she says two words like "see you". Reply with a "ok:)"
6) Openers were our weakness but trust me, we were extremely creative.
7) Use more "you" than "I". always works. (winks)
Shamelessly, although 90% of the time it was Akshat texting Si hui with his phone, Akshat sometimes ask me for ideas. I kept all these years a list of ideas for texting in my memory box. Here are some of them:
" Hey, I saw you at Tampines Mall yesterday was that you?" "No? Okay.. I keep seeing you everywhere"
"Hello" <- standard, she has to answer.
"i know you're the thief heh heh heh... you stole my heart" <- when there was a serious thievery case.
"I have something to tell you and it is important but i cant tell you!" <- The Killer
Ok, gtg.
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